Flying Spaghetti Mother

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The Flying Spaghetti Mother is the wife of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She is depicted as a ball of Spaghetti with two eye stacks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster but instead of two meat balls, the Flying Spaghetti Mother is covered in marinara sauce.

The Flying Spaghetti Mother isn’t any more the one true god than any other; she is simply The Wholly Marines' interpretation and incarnation of the divinity of the universe, or whatever you may call it.

To worship any deity, or indeed worship of any sort, even the vaguest, is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Mother, and when you worship the Flying Spaghetti Mother, you worship every other deity and religion, for there is no distinction.

The Flying Spaghetti Mother speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Mother.