TOoHNA Oaths

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Oath of office for the Wholly Marines[edit]

I solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend all enemies, of me or of anyone or thing else. I will follow the Rehat of the 52 Hukams of Gobind while in uniform or associating myself with the Wholly Marines in any way; Even if it's hard to do so or if it jeopardizes myself of my friends and/or family; I acknowledge that I'm not perfect, If I live long enough I will fail to live up to the ideals of Wholly Marines. That I when I violate the principles of the Wholly Marines I will do it only out of uniform. That I won't call myself A Wholly Marine while committing such violations and I will not use the powers given to me as a Wholly Marine to commit the violations. That when I do A will confess to a Panchayat of people I consider honorable or ones that people I consider honor suggest to take their place in the Panchayat. I will head their advice on how to keep from making such violations again and on how I can replay the Debt I feel I own The Flying Spaghetti Mother, all of her children and my fellow Wholly Marines.

Oath of the Admiral[edit]

I promise you, to the Wholly Marines, to all the Flying Spaghetti Mother's children and to myself, that I we lead to the best of my abilities until I'm assassinated. As the the only fate available to those that dare to do a do a good job as leading. I reaffirm <Oath of office for the Wholly Marines>