WoMon:Slimes
Slimes have the intelligence of a toddler. But they have 100s of years of experience, so they are very wise imbeciles.
Since Slimes are just jelly, it's hard for them to pronounce the sounds required for humans to understand them. It just sounds like baby babbling to humans, through other slimes can understand each other just fine. They can learn to, but it takes the same discipline and training required for a human to get to Olympic level performance WoMai can learn to understand slimes just as easily as it is to learn any other language.
Slimes can control how sticky their skin is, like an octopus can control the color of their skin.
Slimes attack power is raised to a value less than one when that attack is by something other than a slime. Likewise, the damage done to a slime by a non-slime is raised by that average of that value, and 1; the stronger they are, the more it's like you are trying to cut water in half.
So once they are about 30yo that are pretty much unkillable by anything except another slime
In the wild[edit]
Slimes are like raccoons or Yoda. Always exploring and getting into things by their natural curiosity.
Since Slimes can just engulf items into their body and take them with them if they really want it, Slimes concept of property doesn't extend past what one is carried or actively using
Slimes Don't really settle down. Their dens are just the spots they like the most that they don't have to travel too far to get to. They spread out whenever that start to feel crowded, leading to a constant push of Slimes into human territories
In human territories[edit]
The human areas Slimes fill the role of cats and dogs. Being people's pets and service animals, but also stray slimes that are unowned by any, roam around as stray dogs and cats do in the real world.
While it's never explicitly stated that the Slimes caught by the slime catchers are euthanized, it's highly hinted at.
I think they use something like a furnace capable of melting tungsten to euthanize them and it takes, like, 5 minutes in there.
I think the smiles aren't really bothered that they are euthanized. They have a childlike innocence. it's just a fact of life. They run from the Slime catchers but other than that they don't let that fact change the way they live.
No, No, No, you're doing it all wrong![edit]
If you've decided to consent to the extreme measures and killing people is needed to keep your population in check, you can't decide that the fairest way to decide who gets killed is by turning it into a fun game where the reward for failure if your slow torturous death To the slimes, it's, "You mean you're willing to do what it takes to quickly euthanize us so that we don't have to deal with the emotional agony of doing what has to be done? Thank you so much! You're so kind and generous!"
"No! No! Slowly torturing people to death as part of a death game is the most wrong thing there is, and you've managed to make it even worse by making part or gladly euthanizing people to check your population. You're supposed to curb your birthrate, and it's supposed to be a great hardship. You're doing everything backward, you stupid slimes!" the SJWs cry out Slimes are highly authentic and self-actualized individuals
I think Slimes are practically immortal. They are resistant to damage and don't grow old.
